Bagman's Gambit

A friend linked to this on facebook and I thought I'd share it.

Name: Mr Claus
Address: 1, Lapland

Previous Experience:
Santa Claus (19th Century - 2008)
Unfortunately I got the sack. Ever since I've been having an existential crisis.

Saint Nicholas (10th Century - 19th Century)
Achievements include receiving sainthood and securing sponsorship from Coca Cola.


(Thanks Ruth)